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First and foremost, I would like to offer my sincere apologies for my rather protracted absence from the message board. The fact is, I was on a rather important expedition to Ireland as part of a scientific study on the behavioral patterns of Leprechauns. Once again, my sincerest apologies to all of...

Dear Friends--

I hear your plea for help. I am available for counseling services. The only requirment on you part is-- YOU HAVE TO REALLY WANT TO CHANGE.

Warm regards and best wishes for a full recovery,
Your most understanding and ever-ready

Kendra, worrying over things that might occur and have occured in the past are a major reason for needless anxiety.Worry is not worth worrying about especially when it involves wet fipples.Best to wait and see, and forget about that old recorder.Some people have noticed a sweetening of the tone as ...

psssst...... you two keep this quiet, ok? (I don't want my patients to know I was talking to myself. A sign of mental instability, you know.) :wink: _________________ Nemo Pudsy*, M.D. Your Resident Whistler's Psychiatrist *Not my real name. <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Nemo Pudsy* on...

On 2002-04-30 19:33, dd wrote: geeeeeez I must have a defective generation......the head just came RIGHT off. I didnt get to do ANY of those things!!!. Of course, my tweaks never help ANYWAY My good friend dd: Please, if you have a self esteem problem, get help. Shifting the blame to your whistle w...

Greetings.

I feel compelled to inform you that flogging is now considered CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT.

I beg you to desist, for the sake of your own psyche and for the sake of the world.

Remember, I am always here to help.

Greetings, my young friends.

I have something very important to share with you.

At your tender ages, you may not be thinking about therapy.

But remember, EVERY WHISTLER NO MATTER HOW OLD OR YOUNG, CAN BENEFIT FROM THERAPY.

Ask for a free psychological assesment TODAY.

Greetings, good friends all. I am supremely happy to be able to deliver some stupendous news. My secretary, Stella, recently informed me that it is that time of year again. That's right! Your trusted Whistler's Psychiatrist is about to do something (out of the goodness of his heart, of course) for F...

On 2002-04-30 15:38, Cees wrote:
So who is Nemo Pudsy? Dale? He's in that field, is he not?

Just curious

I am a uniquely wonderful person, just like everyone else. I am also unbelieveably knowledgeable in the field of Whistle Psychiatry. THAT'S WHO I AM.

Greetings all. This is obviously a job for you resident Whistler's Phsychiatrist, yours truly. Congratulations! I have found your mental condition to be so profoundly bad that I will take on your case FOR FREE! (As an act of inestimably sacrificial charity.) Before we begin, make a quick jump to the...

All these jokes about nose-whistling sadden me. I find playing with the nose to be perfectly enjoyable and satisfying. Perhaps someday the nose will be accepted just as heartily as the mouth. Until then, I will continue to stick up for it.

Yes, I'm afraid my tolerance does run a little low when it comes to flutophones. It's my only fault.

I hate it when I think I need a teacher to play music that was learned best at the knees in pubs by lil Irish kids who grew up to be our musical heroes. First let me say, Bloomfield, how very proud of you I am. Secondly, let me respond to a rather serious issue I found in one of the other posts. (Se...

Azalin has left the building.