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Bloomfield wrote:
I like Lorna.

How does she feel about you?

emmline wrote:

Bloomfield wrote:
I like Lorna.

How does she feel about you?

I don't know. I could never bring myself to actually speak to her. I'm too shy. But I worship the blades of jungle-grass she bends with the tread of her slender, graceful feet...

"Reagan's Raiders"??? . . . . . You've got to be kidding me. :roll:

Will O'Ban

Well. I see our Lorna, a woman of no small ability, has, like unto a crab, regenerated a new right hand. And not a minute too soon, 'cause she's in a lot more than "double danger!" The gorilla/significant other seems to be contemplating domestic violence, so there's the gorilla's impending fist; that absurd knife, pointed at her thigh; the lion, who looks a bit peckish and is eying her calf with no good intent; and the elephant, arrested in mid-stampede. But before any of that happens, she might simply suffocate in the barrage of quotation marks and exclamation points.

Bloomfield wrote:I like Lorna.

He'd have us believe it's that wholesome, fully- albeit scantily-clad creature with the neatly marcelled hair, approved (as Emm perspicaciously pointed out) by the comics code, of whom he speaks. (Her pouty expression and hip-shot stance seem to be saying, "Oooh! I just can't do a thing with this silly old rope. Would one of you big, strong men pleeeease coil this up for me?") Unfortunately for you, Bloo mo chairaid, I didn't just fall off a watermelon truck from Immokalee, so I'm hip to this little bit of misdirection. Oh, he likes Lorna, all right... but it's this one:


Most emphatically not approved by this, or any other, Comics Code.

scottielvr wrote:

Bloomfield wrote:I like Lorna.

He'd have us believe it's that wholesome, fully- albeit scantily-clad creature with the neatly marcelled hair, approved (as Emm perspicaciously pointed out) by the comics code, of whom he speaks. (Her pouty expression and hip-shot stance seem to be saying, "Oooh! I just can't do a thing with this silly old rope. Would one of you big, strong men pleeeease coil this up for me?") Unfortunately for you, Bloo mo chairaid, I didn't just fall off a watermelon truck from Immokalee, so I'm hip to this little bit of misdirection. Oh, he likes Lorna, all right... but it's this one:


Most emphatically not approved by this, or any other, Comics Code.

now this lorna is much more like it...

Scottie...so what are you trying to do? Incite Bloom and Amar into some kind of rutting stag face-off? And do you think either one of them can get past the streaky-faced guy behind your Lorna, who's evidently not too happy about the come hither look she's carelessly tossing about?

emmline wrote:...so what are you trying to do? Incite Bloom and Amar into some kind of rutting stag face-off?

Yes. Scottie's the name, male exploitation's the game. Wanna start a pool on the winner? I find myself not in funds right now, so you'll have to cover the bets. If you don't mind.

scottielvr wrote:

emmline wrote:...so what are you trying to do? Incite Bloom and Amar into some kind of rutting stag face-off?

Yes. Scottie's the name, male exploitation's the game. Wanna start a pool on the winner? I find myself not in funds right now, so you'll have to cover the bets. If you don't mind.

$10 on Bloom! That's US dollars, btw

Good choice, Izz. Amar is young and idealistic, and faces the problem of reconciling this situation with his Hippocratic oath. Bloo, on the other hand, won't hesitate to fight dirty.

Please. Ladies. Before you get started I'd like to concede the field to Amar. He is the better man. In fact, he is the man. I concede this freely, and for purely selfish reasons as I am well aware of my, um... limitations.

Dammit, Bloo, have you any idea how much money you just cost me? Entrepreneurship is becoming impossible around here. Sorry, Izz, I thought you were onto a sure thing. --Oh, and see Emm about your refund.

scottielvr wrote: --Oh, and see Emm about your refund.

oops. nothing, just oops.

humbly i accept lorna's ******, i mean hand.

Bloomster, this is what you are missing, thank you again:

http://christophe.rouillard.free.fr/albums/lorna.jpg