Just a good farmer's joke
Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2004 10:41 pm
There was a farmer who had three little boys. One was 16, one was 12, and the smallest was 6. The eldest son said, "dad, I am tired of double-dating, when can I have my own car? The dad said, son you see that John deere Tractor in the barn, when its paid off for we will go get you a car." Ther eldest son said ok dad.
The 12 year old son later that day said, "Dad, when can I get a four wheeler so I can ride in the creeks like all my friends. The dad put his arm around the son and said, son when that John Deere tractor in the barn is paid off for, we will go to the motorcycle shop and get you a new four wheeler, the son smiled and said ok dad.
In the late evening, the youngest son asked dad," daddy when can I get a bicycle, I have out grown my tricycle. The dad got on one knee, placed his arm around his youngest and said, like I told your brothers, when that John Deere tractor in the barn is paid for, I'll go get you a bicycle.
The father started walking toward the house, but his youngest son didn't really like the answer his daddy gave him, so he kicked the ground and just through a fit.
Just then, he saw this rooster jump from the loft of the barn and land on a hen, he went over and kicked the sh*t out of that rooster and said," listen here, no one in this family is riding until that damn John Deere tractor is paid for.....
Hope you enjoyed!!!
The 12 year old son later that day said, "Dad, when can I get a four wheeler so I can ride in the creeks like all my friends. The dad put his arm around the son and said, son when that John Deere tractor in the barn is paid off for, we will go to the motorcycle shop and get you a new four wheeler, the son smiled and said ok dad.
In the late evening, the youngest son asked dad," daddy when can I get a bicycle, I have out grown my tricycle. The dad got on one knee, placed his arm around his youngest and said, like I told your brothers, when that John Deere tractor in the barn is paid for, I'll go get you a bicycle.
The father started walking toward the house, but his youngest son didn't really like the answer his daddy gave him, so he kicked the ground and just through a fit.
Just then, he saw this rooster jump from the loft of the barn and land on a hen, he went over and kicked the sh*t out of that rooster and said," listen here, no one in this family is riding until that damn John Deere tractor is paid for.....
Hope you enjoyed!!!