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ROFLmissy wrote:I personally want to order all the "Lock and Load Jesus" figures, mugs, cards, etc.
And there is NO way I'm letting Noah know that St. Clare is the patron saint of television. We belong to St. Clare parish!!!
Last night I was watching an old re-run of a "MASH" episode.... during the show, the 4077th was without electricity or a backup generator.... the Colonel asks Fr. Mulcahy if he can do some praying for one... whereupon Fr. Mulcahy replies, "I'm afraid we don't have a patron saint of electricity."
OMG... too funny. Thanks, Missy, this stuff is indeed hilarious.
Remember the St. Christopher statues for cars? The ones with the magnetic base to attach to the (olden days) steel dash board? hahahaaa
Now, tell the truth - did yours face INTO the car, or out the front?
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What a trend we have in Jesus. (tm)
The Hell-O Satan stuff is my favorite.
And I'm going to send a friend of mine the, "So You Want to be a Nun" gift basket.
The Hell-O Satan stuff is my favorite.
And I'm going to send a friend of mine the, "So You Want to be a Nun" gift basket.
oh Lana Turner we love you get up
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I don't care if it rains or freezesIRTradRU? wrote: Remember the St. Christopher statues for cars? The ones with the magnetic base to attach to the (olden days) steel dash board? hahahaaa
Now, tell the truth - did yours face INTO the car, or out the front?
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sittin on the dashboard of my car
I don't care if it's dark and scarey
Long as I got magnetic Mary
Sittin on the dasboard of my car
Great little tune. Sorry, don't mean to offend anyone.
Shut up and drink your gin! - Fagin
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...and isn't there a verse that goes...?peteinmn wrote:I don't care if it rains or freezesIRTradRU? wrote: Remember the St. Christopher statues for cars? The ones with the magnetic base to attach to the (olden days) steel dash board? hahahaaa
Now, tell the truth - did yours face INTO the car, or out the front?
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sittin on the dashboard of my car
I don't care if it's dark and scarey
Long as I got magnetic Mary
Sittin on the dasboard of my car
Great little tune. Sorry, don't mean to offend anyone.
I can go a hundred miles an hour
'long as I got the Almighty Power
Up there with my pair of fuzzy dice.
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Yes, yes! I had forgotten that one! Wonderful. We used to sing this at the top of our lungs going down the road.DaleWisely wrote:...and isn't there a verse that goes...?peteinmn wrote:I don't care if it rains or freezesIRTradRU? wrote: Remember the St. Christopher statues for cars? The ones with the magnetic base to attach to the (olden days) steel dash board? hahahaaa
Now, tell the truth - did yours face INTO the car, or out the front?
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sittin on the dashboard of my car
I don't care if it's dark and scarey
Long as I got magnetic Mary
Sittin on the dasboard of my car
Great little tune. Sorry, don't mean to offend anyone.
I can go a hundred miles an hour
'long as I got the Almighty Power
Up there with my pair of fuzzy dice.
Shut up and drink your gin! - Fagin
DaleWisely wrote:...and isn't there a verse that goes...?peteinmn wrote:I don't care if it rains or freezesIRTradRU? wrote: Remember the St. Christopher statues for cars? The ones with the magnetic base to attach to the (olden days) steel dash board? hahahaaa
Now, tell the truth - did yours face INTO the car, or out the front?
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sittin on the dashboard of my car
I don't care if it's dark and scarey
Long as I got magnetic Mary
Sittin on the dasboard of my car
Great little tune. Sorry, don't mean to offend anyone.
I can go a hundred miles an hour
'long as I got the Almighty Power
Up there with my pair of fuzzy dice.
George Carlin had a little ditty that went:
"Drivin' for Jeee-SUHS
DRI-vin' for Jeee-SUHS
And MAKIN' all the lights!"
'What this Jesus, left turn, NEEEEOWWW!"
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i was hoping somebody would remember that song!! something about the magnet interfering with the radio signal . . . using mary for a sight for hitting pedestrians . . .peteinmn wrote:I don't care if it rains or freezesIRTradRU? wrote: Remember the St. Christopher statues for cars? The ones with the magnetic base to attach to the (olden days) steel dash board? hahahaaa
Now, tell the truth - did yours face INTO the car, or out the front?
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sittin on the dashboard of my car
I don't care if it's dark and scarey
Long as I got magnetic Mary
Sittin on the dasboard of my car
Great little tune. Sorry, don't mean to offend anyone.
ours faced in!
the brave do not live forever,
but the cautious do not live at all.
but the cautious do not live at all.
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You is gonna git in so much trubble!!!
You is gonna git in so much trubble!!!
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