<BLOCKQUOTE>
<H4>
<A NAME="aries">
<FONT SIZE="+2"><FONT COLOR="#FF0000"><B>
Aries
</B></FONT></FONT>
</A>
(March 21 - April 19)
</H4>
</BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE> <BLOCKQUOTE> Good day to do crossword puzzles in the park. Life is short enough, without letting it get you all stressed out like that. </BLOCKQUOTE> </BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE>
<H4>
<A NAME="taurus">
<B> <FONT COLOR="#3366FF"> <FONT SIZE="+2">
Taurus
</FONT> </FONT> </B>
</A>
(April 20 - May 20)
</H4>
</BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE> <BLOCKQUOTE> Today you will realize that you've always wanted to have the biggest ball of string in town, and will start collecting odd bits of string at every opportunity. Eventually, you will make it into the <i>Guiness Book of World Records</i>, right next to the <b>Giant Happy Tape Ball</b> record set by Mr. S. Boondoggle. </BLOCKQUOTE> </BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE>
<H4>
<A NAME="gemini">
<B> <FONT COLOR="#00CC00"> <FONT SIZE="+2">
Gemini
</FONT> </FONT> </B>
</A>
(May 21 - June 20)
</H4>
</BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE> <BLOCKQUOTE> You will rest peacefully, and sink into a strange dream. In the dream, you will be playing an odd version of soccer with huge clear balloons, and people will be cheering you on from the sidelines, who are dressed in white formal attire. Don't go into the light. The extra point isn't worth it. </BLOCKQUOTE> </BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE>
<H4>
<A NAME="cancer">
<B> <FONT COLOR="#CC33CC"> <FONT SIZE="+2">
Cancer
</FONT> </FONT> </B>
</A>
(June 21 - July 22)
</H4>
</BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE> <BLOCKQUOTE> Good day to skip. In fact, skipping is good exercise, and I'm certain that if you just get a few friends to go along with you, you can start a cultural movement of just as much importance as running and walking. The main problem, of course, is to figure out what sort of "skipping" shoe Nike is going to come out with. </BLOCKQUOTE> </BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE>
<H4>
<A NAME="leo">
<B> <FONT COLOR="#FF6666"> <FONT SIZE="+2">
Leo
</FONT> </FONT> </B>
</A>
(July 23 - August 22)
</H4>
</BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE> <BLOCKQUOTE> You will have a hunch, today. Perhaps you should try a firmer mattress? </BLOCKQUOTE> </BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE>
<H4>
<A NAME="virgo">
<B> <FONT COLOR="#FFCC00"> <FONT SIZE="+2">
Virgo
</FONT> </FONT> </B>
</A>
(August 23 - September 22)
</H4>
</BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE> <BLOCKQUOTE> Good day to get a potted plant for your office, which you should name "Throckmorton". (The plant, not the office. Obviously, "Throckmorton" is a completely inappropriate name for an office. "Wiggins" is a good name for your office, if it doesn't already have a name.) </BLOCKQUOTE> </BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE>
<H4>
<A NAME="libra">
<B> <FONT COLOR="#3333FF"> <FONT SIZE="+2">
Libra
</FONT> </FONT> </B>
</A>
(September 22 - October 22)
</H4>
</BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE> <BLOCKQUOTE> In a stroke of pure marketing genious, you will start a company to sell fresh-roasted peanut butter door-to-door. Your sales people may find the peanut costumes a bit uncomfortable, at first, however. </BLOCKQUOTE> </BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE>
<H4>
<A NAME="scorpio">
<B> <FONT COLOR="#FF0000"> <FONT SIZE="+2">
Scorpio
</FONT> </FONT> </B>
</A>
(October 23 - November 21)
</H4>
</BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE> <BLOCKQUOTE> In an attempt to simplify your life, you will discard all of your footwear. Later you will regret this, but will be too proud to admit it. </BLOCKQUOTE> </BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE>
<H4>
<A NAME="saggittarius">
<B> <FONT COLOR="#00CC00"> <FONT SIZE="+2">
Sagittarius
</FONT> </FONT> </B>
</A>
(November 22 - December 21)
</H4>
</BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE> <BLOCKQUOTE> Good day to learn to do more with your toes. Start off by tying knots with them, and who knows? You could end up being able to accompany yourself on the piano! </BLOCKQUOTE> </BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE>
<H4>
<A NAME="capricorn">
<B> <FONT COLOR="#CC33CC"> <FONT SIZE="+2">
Capricorn
</FONT> </FONT> </B>
</A>
(December 22 - January 20)
</H4>
</BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE> <BLOCKQUOTE> You will spend another day surrounded by idiots, or perhaps by well meaning but simple folks, who will drone on and on until your smile becomes forced, and you will begin to look like a deranged rodent. </BLOCKQUOTE> </BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE>
<H4>
<A NAME="aquarius">
<B> <FONT COLOR="#FF6600"> <FONT SIZE="+2">
Aquarius
</FONT> </FONT> </B>
</A>
(January 21 - February 18)
</H4>
</BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE> <BLOCKQUOTE> Good day to buy a stereo microscope, and examine that stuff under your toenail. Well, as good a day as any. </BLOCKQUOTE> </BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE>
<H4>
<A NAME="pisces">
<B> <FONT COLOR="#3333FF"> <FONT SIZE="+2">
Pisces
</FONT> </FONT> </B>
</A>
(February 19 - March 20)
</H4>
</BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE> <BLOCKQUOTE> Excellent day for standing barefoot on the lawn and wiggling your toes. Under <i>no</i> circumstance should you stand barefoot on the lawn and wiggle your nose. It simply isn't done. </BLOCKQUOTE> </BLOCKQUOTE>
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