table manners

Post by **Nanohedron** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 1:08 pm

Hey, Deej, I'll bet one of your fave songs is that one C&W one that goes, "I like my women a little on the trashy side"!

djm · Post by **djm** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 1:10 pm

I like whatever likes me.

djm

Post by **Nanohedron** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 1:16 pm

Wink wink nudge nudge, say no more.

emmline · Post by **emmline** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 1:46 pm

Nanohedron wrote:Hey, Deej, I'll bet one of your fave songs is that one C&W one that goes, "I like my women a little on the trashy side"!

Mine is "I like 'em big and stupid!"
(real song, I'm not kidding.)

dubhlinn · Post by **dubhlinn** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 2:23 pm

Emm and Nanos posts have got me thinking about some of the Country music titles I have heard over the years.
Among the ones that spring to mind are,

"I'm just a bug on the windscreen of life."

"Dropkick me Jesus through the goalposts of Life."

"I'm gonna get a Wino to decorate our Home"

Over to you Folks

Slan,
D.

scottielvr · Post by **scottielvr** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 2:26 pm

Wow. Nine pages in this thread already, with highlights includng Nano's use of the word "trammel", and the low points comprising side-trips into all manner of gaseous emissions. Who woulda thunk it.

dubhlinn · Post by **dubhlinn** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 2:31 pm

scottielvr wrote:Wow. Nine pages in this thread already, with highlights includng Nano's use of the word "trammel", and the low points comprising side-trips into all manner of gaseous emissions. Who woulda thunk it.

There just ain't no etiquette around here these days.

Slan,
D.

missy · Post by **missy** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 2:34 pm

"Ya done stomped on my heart
And you massed that sucker flat
You just sorta
Stomped on my aorta."

scottielvr · Post by **scottielvr** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 2:36 pm

I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

And in the same vein...this isn't a song, I don't think, but it should be: "Don't bend over in the garden, Granny, you know those taters got eyes! "

scottielvr · Post by **scottielvr** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 2:37 pm

dubhlinn wrote: There just ain't no etiquette around here these days.

...either none, or too much.

dubhlinn · Post by **dubhlinn** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 2:43 pm

scottielvr wrote:
dubhlinn wrote: There just ain't no etiquette around here these days.
...either none, or too much.

Sorry.I bow to your erudition.

There just ain't none etiquette around here these days.

Much better

Slan,
D.

SteveShaw · Post by **SteveShaw** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 2:47 pm

I.D.10-t wrote:This much controversy on knife / fork use, I wonder what would be said about how the toilet paper roll is wound. Proper European underhanded, or American over hand.

"Toilet paper?" Qu'est-ce que ce que ceci? Is it some kind of a girlie thing? Oh, I get it! It's something to read when you're having a sit! But why should it come in a roll...?

Steve

dubhlinn · Post by **dubhlinn** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 2:47 pm

At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump.

She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft.

O.K. ( this is me now and not a song title!), I cheated..and I think that I am not alone in this

Slan,
D.

scottielvr · Post by **scottielvr** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 2:52 pm

Hey, D., I've got no problem with 'ain't'... as someone who deliberately uses "y'all" I can't very well put on airs, now can I? ... T'was just a comment on the thread content.

dubhlinn · Post by **dubhlinn** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 2:55 pm

Y'all cool out now..I ain't saying nuthin' about airs and graces.

Sho 'nuff I's bald and graceless.

Slan,
D.