The Official Chiff & Fipple 100 Question UK Citizenship Test

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30. Pronounce Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

31. You find yourself confronted with this:

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Do you 1) scream and call Pest Control, 2) cover your eyes and tell them to get a room, or 3) thank the cook and bloody well eat what you are served?
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Nanohedron wrote:30. Pronounce Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
I'm impressed that you typed out Llanfair PG right. Did you copy and paste it?
Nanohedron wrote:31. You find yourself confronted with this:

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Do you 1) scream and call Pest Control, 2) cover your eyes and tell them to get a room, or 3) thank the cook and bloody well eat what you are served?
Ah. Star-gazey pie. Can't beat it. :)
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benhall.1 wrote:
Nanohedron wrote:30. Pronounce Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
I'm impressed that you typed out Llanfair PG right.
No fair. You gave it away.
benhall.1 wrote:Did you copy and paste it?
Seriously? What do you think? The example I found had hyphens, though. Never saw that before. They were like ugly little training wheels, so I took them out.
benhall.1 wrote:Ah. Star-gazey pie. Can't beat it. :)
Is it customary to eat their faces?
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benhall.1 wrote:Ah. Star-gazey pie. Can't beat it. :)
Is it customary to eat their faces?
No. They're there just to make your mouth water. It's good to know that you're eating a real animal, and not just some anonymous "meat" or "fish".
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benhall.1 wrote:
Nanohedron wrote:
benhall.1 wrote:Ah. Star-gazey pie. Can't beat it. :)
Is it customary to eat their faces?
No. They're there just to make your mouth water. It's good to know that you're eating a real animal, and not just some anonymous "meat" or "fish".
I have this thing about being looked at by my dinner. It makes me imagine abject horror in their hapless little eyes while they watch me devour them, and the thought pleases me. It's sort of like playing with your food. Yes, I'm a sick puppy. I imagine I would rather like this pie.
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benhall.1 wrote: Ah. Star-gazey pie. Can't beat it. :)
This is what ya make Star-gazey pie with, sardines, I don't think so.
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I think it's already pretty clear to all that you don't plan to be paying British taxes anytime soon.
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33. Pronounce Avoch, Sproxton, Woolfardisworthy, Mousehole, and Trottiscliffe.
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Whimsey. Don't fix it. Lord Peter's family goes back to the 12th century... :P
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cboody wrote:Whimsey. Don't fix it. Lord Peter's family goes back to the 12th century... :P
Why are you still spelling it wrong? It's WIMSEY. No 'h'.
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34. Pronounce "lieutenant" and "jaguar".

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benhall.1 wrote:
cboody wrote:Whimsey. Don't fix it. Lord Peter's family goes back to the 12th century... :P
Why are you still spelling it wrong? It's WIMSEY. No 'h'.
Uh, Ben? I realise you're trying to be helpful, but is the UK that much depopulated? I'd take it as a Questionnaire results preview, and let it ride. :wink:

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The question "What do you do with a bap?" should be "what do you do with baps?". It allows for much more scope in the answers. It allowed me a dreamy five minutes or so. :thumbsup:

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How did the pie crust get browned and the fish skin stay unblemished?
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