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You wouldn't think that as an actual fisherman I totally suck, would you.
C'mon, folks: only sixty more to go.
C'mon, folks: only sixty more to go.
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Philistine.benhall.1 wrote:Huh? Wha' tha'?Nanohedron wrote:the Scepter'd Isle
Oh, yes. Yes, indeed, entirely. And my mother (sorry: me mum) would surely agree.benhall.1 wrote:Are you referring to our famed scepticism?
41. The Craven Meeting is an annual gathering of toadies, the spineless, and pint snatchers. True or false?
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42. Craven Cottage is a football ground. True or false?
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43. Pronounce "leisure", "garage", and "schedule".
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Might have been smarter to ask if the Craven Meeting meets at Craven Cottage?Peter Duggan wrote:42. Craven Cottage is a football ground. True or false?
Anyway...
44. Pronounce 'Menzies', 'Colquhoun' and 'Urquhart'.
45. Pronounce 'Macdonald', 'Macleod', 'Macrae' and 'Machinery'.
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Ha. Just as I was about to ask:Peter Duggan wrote:44. Pronounce 'Menzies', 'Colquhoun' and 'Urquhart'.
45. Pronounce 'Macdonald', 'Macleod', 'Macrae' and 'Machinery'.
46. Which Scottish coastal feature is named for this tough customer?
47. When you go to Swansea you can observe, as the name suggests, rafts of the oceangoing swans peculiar to that region. True or false?
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Well, as it now turns out, I was just a tad hasty. The spelling I'm used to is based on the modern, correct (I.E. British) spelling of "Sceptre" and hence of either "Sceptred", as in the renowned Radio series "This Sceptred Isle" or "Sceptr'd". However, I see that my old Collins Pocket Classics Edition of The Complete Works of William Shakespeare has the spelling "Scepter'd". It is, however, a very old book, and so is likely to be almost as behind the times as the American version of the language.Nanohedron wrote:Philistine.benhall.1 wrote:Huh? Wha' tha'?Nanohedron wrote:the Scepter'd Isle
Oh, yes. Yes, indeed, entirely. And my mother (sorry: me mum) would surely agree.benhall.1 wrote:Are you referring to our famed scepticism?
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We like to think instead that we preserve a living heritage.benhall.1 wrote:It is, however, a very old book, and so is likely to be almost as behind the times as the American version of the language.
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48. Englishcombe, Scotswood, Welshpool. Which is the odd one out?
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... if you can call it living ...Nanohedron wrote:We like to think instead that we preserve a living heritage.benhall.1 wrote:It is, however, a very old book, and so is likely to be almost as behind the times as the American version of the language.
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Ooh. Snarky. Did you poke your eye with a biscuit?benhall.1 wrote:... if you can call it living ...Nanohedron wrote:We like to think instead that we preserve a living heritage.benhall.1 wrote:It is, however, a very old book, and so is likely to be almost as behind the times as the American version of the language.
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"Just the place for a Snark!" the Bellman criedNoo-Noo wrote:Ooh. Snarky. Did you poke your eye with a biscuit?benhall.1 wrote:... if you can call it living ...Noo-Noo wrote:We like to think instead that we preserve a living heritage.
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BTW and just as an aside here (for on behalf of my country I am growing jealous of all this attention being lavished upon our UK cousins), while searching for an example of what might be Peter Duggan's pronunciation of "machinery" (I am beginning to suspect it was a trick question), I instead came across an exerpt from the book American English by H. L. Mencken (1921, chapter 7), wherein he says:
Speaking of behind-the-times English, there's "catarrh" for you. Even we Merkins don't use the ungainly word any more; "guitar" is more, well, musical-sounding. I had to look up "coryza", though. I've never heard it that I recall, so as a term for a head cold maybe it's obsolete by now too. An interesting exerpt from a Wikipedia quote of physician Andrew Wylie notes:
And now, back to your regularly scheduled programme.
Odd. I would have thought in the weather's case that it should be the other way around. But with neither paying either any compliments as it stands, maybe that's Mencken's idea of diplomacy. But in giving him the benefit of that doubt, then Mencken ought better to have written it, "...than are the inhabitants of...". Otherwise, the original could mean that we snuffly Americans would rather have mucus-ridden colds than associate with the sodden British. I'd rather think he wouldn't have meant it that way.We are, in brief, a somewhat snuffling people, and much more given to catarrhs and coryzas than the inhabitants of damp Britain.
Speaking of behind-the-times English, there's "catarrh" for you. Even we Merkins don't use the ungainly word any more; "guitar" is more, well, musical-sounding. I had to look up "coryza", though. I've never heard it that I recall, so as a term for a head cold maybe it's obsolete by now too. An interesting exerpt from a Wikipedia quote of physician Andrew Wylie notes:
Nosepicking doesn't make me smarter. It sure doesn't make me look smarter.The ancient Romans advised their [coryza?] patients to clean their nostrils and thereby sharpen their wits.
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Hmmm... let's just tell you a wee story... can't remember where I first heard this one but do remember, many years ago, telling my aunt that so-and-so (can't remember who) had 'even fallen for the machinery joke'. So she asked 'what's the machinery joke?' and of course I started up 'say M-A-C-D-O-N-A-L-D' (it's a spell-it-out-in-speech thing, you see) or whatever (MacDonald's a pretty reliable starter) and, after a few more proper Macs, got her to say 'Mac Hinery'. And that's the 'machinery joke'!Nanohedron wrote:while searching for an example of what might be Peter Duggan's pronunciation of "machinery" (I am beginning to suspect it was a trick question)