This guy takes his very pregnant wife to the doctor.
She's laying on the examining table and screaming at the top of her lungs, "Wouldn't! Couldn't! Shouldn't! Wasn't! Won't! Can't! Didn't!"
The doctor turns to the guy and says, "Your wife is having contractions."
Labor puns
Labor puns
Giles: "We few, we happy few."
Spike: "We band of buggered."
Spike: "We band of buggered."
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Re: Labor puns
I think you and I share a brain.Innocent Bystander wrote:Contradictions as well, by the sound of it.
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Which one of you has it today?Nanohedron wrote:I think you and I share a brain.Innocent Bystander wrote:Contradictions as well, by the sound of it.
Giles: "We few, we happy few."
Spike: "We band of buggered."
Spike: "We band of buggered."
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which reminds me of my favorite grammar joke--contractions
have you heard of conjugated nouns?
I steal the keel
I stole the coal
I have stolen the colon
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With the delays in air travel it's possible neither. UPS or FedEX?jsluder wrote:Which one of you has it today?Nanohedron wrote:I think you and I share a brain.Innocent Bystander wrote:Contradictions as well, by the sound of it.
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If her name is Anja, she'd better watch out for the Troll and his Contradiction Stick.Innocent Bystander wrote:Contradictions as well, by the sound of it.
Giles: "We few, we happy few."
Spike: "We band of buggered."
Spike: "We band of buggered."
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Re: Labor puns
I'm claiming a share there as well.Nanohedron wrote:I think you and I share a brain.Innocent Bystander wrote:Contradictions as well, by the sound of it.
Slan,
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And many a poor man that has roved,
Loved and thought himself beloved,
From a glad kindness cannot take his eyes.
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Loved and thought himself beloved,
From a glad kindness cannot take his eyes.
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Personally, I don't like to think about labor that much.... 
Someday, everything is gonna be diff'rent
When I paint my masterpiece.
When I paint my masterpiece.
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It's not really a party here in the States.izzarina wrote:Personally, I don't like to think about labor that much....
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One might hope that with that much practice you'd have developed a fair amount of technique my now.izzarina wrote:Personally, I don't like to think about labor that much....
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Oh, I have the technique down pat. But I'd still rather not think about the technique. Or the process. Or anything that has to do with either of those things. Ever.Denny wrote:One might hope that with that much practice you'd have developed a fair amount of technique my now.izzarina wrote:Personally, I don't like to think about labor that much....
Someday, everything is gonna be diff'rent
When I paint my masterpiece.
When I paint my masterpiece.
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Yeah. Sort of like Civil War reenactments. Whywoulddja? 
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― Oscar Wilde
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and after it was over, we broke out the fireworks and started a labor party.
Fall down six times. Stand up seven.