totally irreverent website

ninjaaron · Post by **ninjaaron** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:12 pm

well being a seminary student and all, I don't really endorse that kind of thing, but it is pretty funny.

PS. It's not even close to as irreverent templeofblackjesus.com, but that site got taken down because of hate-mail and general anti-ness. That made the owner of the Domain really scared or something. It probably involved money. You can still go there, and they kinda explain it a little more there.

Lorenzo · Post by **Lorenzo** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:24 pm

And it wouldn't be a very good sight without some Christian panties...(or is that site?)
http://www.misspoppy.com/catalog/xcart/ ... hp?cat=265

"End Times panties for the eschatology minded. 100% cotton." $9.95

Flyingcursor · Post by **Flyingcursor** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 3:29 am

peteinmn wrote:
IRTradRU? wrote: Remember the St. Christopher statues for cars? The ones with the magnetic base to attach to the (olden days) steel dash board? hahahaaa
Now, tell the truth - did yours face INTO the car, or out the front?

I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sittin on the dashboard of my car

I don't care if it's dark and scarey
Long as I got magnetic Mary
Sittin on the dasboard of my car

Great little tune. Sorry, don't mean to offend anyone.

First thing I thought of. It does remind me of Landover Baptist.

GaryKelly · Post by **GaryKelly** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 5:02 am

It's amazing isn't it. I found myself wondering what the board's reaction would be if someone posted an Islamic equivalent of that website. But I couldn't find one. I wonder why?

missy · Post by **missy** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 5:18 am

Gary - if there WAS an equivalent Islamic site - I wouldn't post it, because I wouldn't feel I was "qualified" to do so........

Because I'm Catholic, I feel I can enjoy and also poke fun at a site like this. Just as because I grew up with and am married to a "displaced Appalachian" I think comedians like Jeff Foxworthy are hysterical. And because of my immediate family background, I find stories about skinflint Germans funny.

I rarely take myself seriously, and poking fun at things that describe me is funny.

I meant no disrespect, and apologize if it seemed that way.

avanutria · Post by **avanutria** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 5:35 am

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GaryKelly · Post by **GaryKelly** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 5:42 am

missy wrote:I meant no disrespect, and apologize if it seemed that way.

None taken by me, missy. The undies were really rather amusing.

I was just musing out loud. Some of the toys I did find when I searched for "muslim toys" on google really did give me pause for thought. Have a dekko at: http://onlineislamicstore.com/islamictoys.html for example.

Walden · Post by **Walden** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 5:49 am

GaryKelly wrote:Some of the toys I did find when I searched for "muslim toys" on google really did give me pause for thought. Have a dekko at: http://onlineislamicstore.com/islamictoys.html for example.

Well... it reminds me of the local "Christian bookstore." Makes me feel a little less uneasy to see that other faiths have this kind of stuff too. Probably made in the same factory in Shanghai.

Still... I can't help but be troubled by "Bible Nutrition Bars" for 99 cents apiece... and Testamints sugar-free breath mints.

TomB · Post by **TomB** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:21 am

peteinmn wrote:
DaleWisely wrote:
peteinmn wrote: I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sittin on the dashboard of my car

I don't care if it's dark and scarey
Long as I got magnetic Mary
Sittin on the dasboard of my car

Great little tune. Sorry, don't mean to offend anyone.
...and isn't there a verse that goes...?

I can go a hundred miles an hour
'long as I got the Almighty Power
Up there with my pair of fuzzy dice.
.

Yes, yes! I had forgotten that one! Wonderful. We used to sing this at the top of our lungs going down the road

Heh! Heh! We have cousins that live in Quebec. When they were younger they used to drive down to Mass., to visit family. He drove about 100 miles an hour, (literally). He would always say it was no problem because they had a St. Christopher medal/statue in the car, to which is wife used to reply- "St. Christopher jumps out the window at 80)."

As French was her second language, she often used, um, odd phrases when speaking English. Once, when talking about the "Three Wise Men" she said, "The Three Wise Guys."

Tom

amar · Post by **amar** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:52 am

missy wrote:I personally want to order all the "Lock and Load Jesus" figures, mugs, cards, etc.

And there is NO way I'm letting Noah know that St. Clare is the patron saint of television. We belong to St. Clare parish!!!

=Tal?

Flyingcursor · Post by **Flyingcursor** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:59 am

amar wrote:
missy wrote:I personally want to order all the "Lock and Load Jesus" figures, mugs, cards, etc.

And there is NO way I'm letting Noah know that St. Clare is the patron saint of television. We belong to St. Clare parish!!!
=Tal?

Father Emmet · Post by **Father Emmet** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:34 am

missy wrote:I personally want to order all the "Lock and Load Jesus" figures, mugs, cards, etc.

The Savior's weapon of choice is a Kalishnikov?

Father Emmet · Post by **Father Emmet** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:43 am

http://www.misspoppy.com/catalog/img/pr ... _panty.jpg
WWJD (what would Jesus do?) Panties?
I once saw a satirical advice column called "WWJD" - what would Journey (the rock band) do? Answers consisted of Journey lyrics, "Don't stop believin' " ect. Or in this case "Anyway you want it, thats the way you need it!"

IRTradRU? · Post by **IRTradRU?** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:43 am

Jesus saves!

And Gretzky gets the rebound and SCORES!

Father Emmet · Post by **Father Emmet** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:46 am

IRTradRU? wrote:Jesus saves!

But Moses invests.